And in other news…

Ladies and gentlemen, from the land of Weird Pregnancy Symptoms, may I present the Third Trimester:

#357: ”Innie” belly button becomes an “outie.”

#42: Asymmetrical pelvis. Due to hormonal changes and an ever expanding belly, the right side of the pelvis is rotated forward, throwing off the center of gravity and causing one leg to be shorter than the other. Opportunities for ridicule increase as tripping and bumping into things becomes the norm.

#156: Itchy back (as opposed to itchy stomach, which will kick in eventually).

Check, check, and check.